Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate

Half a Pound of Chocolate. 100 Percent Chaos.

Sometimes words just don’t cut it. Sometimes “Happy Birthday” or “Congrats” isn’t enough. Sometimes you need to say the one thing that will get the message across loud and clear: Eat a dick. And thanks to the Eat a Dick Chocolate Box, you can now say it in half a pound of rich, hand-poured milk chocolate, packaged in a premium gift box that looks classy until they open it and see exactly what you sent.

👉 Stop sending boring gifts. Smash that order button and ship them a dick in a box that they’ll never forget (and might even eat).

Why This Chocolate Dick Slaps Harder Than Regular Candy

Sure, anyone can give a box of chocolates. But this isn’t a box of chocolates. This is one giant chocolate dick in a box. Handmade in California from smooth, rich milk chocolate, it’s thick, detailed, and weighs in at half a pound. It’s part edible gift, part insult, and part masterpiece.

Whether you’re out for revenge, pulling off the funniest birthday prank of the year, or making your best friend spit their drink across the room, the Eat a Dick Chocolate Box delivers.

• Handmade in California - crafted from premium milk chocolate

• Half a pound of edible dick - because size matters

• Premium gift box - classy on the outside, chaos on the inside

• Optional themed designs - tailor the box for birthdays, holidays, or parties

• Anonymous shipping - they’ll never know it was you (unless you want them to)

A Story They’ll Be Telling for Years

Imagine your buddy’s birthday party. Everyone’s exchanging gifts, and he gets to yours. The sleek box looks nice, maybe even expensive. He opens it with a smirk. The room leans in. Then boom - there it is. A giant chocolate dick.

The crowd erupts. Phones come out. His face goes red, but he’s laughing too hard to care. And after the laughter dies down, after the photos have made their way to Instagram, he breaks off a piece and eats it. Because yes - this prank is edible. And delicious.

Or picture a bachelorette party. The bride opens the box, screams, then bursts out laughing as her friends howl. That’s not just a gag gift. That’s a story that gets retold at every get-together for years.

What You’re Really Sending

• A handmade chocolate cock - crafted with ridiculous detail

• Half a pound of premium milk chocolate - thick, smooth, and edible

• A premium box presentation - looks classy, delivers chaos

• Optional themed box art - birthday, holiday, or just plain rude

• Anonymous delivery - no sender info, just shock and laughter

This isn’t just candy. This is an Eat a Dick chocolate gift box that combines edible prank power with gourmet flavor.

The Gift That Says It All

Why waste time with sappy cards or boring candy when you can send the funniest, rudest, most brutally honest gift ever? The Eat a Dick Chocolate Box is perfect for birthdays, revenge gifts, bachelorette parties, or anytime you need to drop the hammer (or the dick) in the sweetest way possible.

👉 Don’t be boring. Order now and send a chocolate dick in a box that will leave them laughing, shocked, and maybe even licking their fingers.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it is you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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