Father's Day Card - Prank Farting Card
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100% Anonymous
and 100% Hilarious
Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017
Description
Happy Father’s Day (Now Smell That)
This Father’s Day, skip the tie and give Dad what he really deserves—a card that farts louder than his recliner ever could.
Open the card and PFFFFT!—he’ll be greeted with a majestic blast of artificial flatulence. But the real magic happens when he pulls the little tab: the card enters “activated mode” (the tab is pulled) and won’t stop farting… for four straight hours. Yes, four. Like his post-chili regret, this thing won’t quit.
And if Dad thinks he’s smart enough to destroy it? Go ahead, let him try. Rip it open, and boom—a glitter bomb straight to the lap. Because nothing says “thanks for raising me” like airborne sparkles and an unrelenting fart symphony.
Features:
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Starts farting immediately when opened
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Pull tab for 4 hours of non-stop farts
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Ripping it triggers a glitter explosion
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Classy woodgrain design hides the chaos inside
This Father’s Day, leave a lasting impression (and possibly a noise complaint). It's the perfect prank card for father's day.
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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