Live Fast, Eat Ass - Edible Anus Chocolates - DickAtYourDoor

Live Fast, Eat Ass - Edible Anus Chocolates

Name: Live Fast, Eat Ass - Edible Anus Chocolates
Brand: DickAtYourDoor
SKU: LFEA
Price: 15.99 USD
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Rating: 4.84 (1310 reviews)

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Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed. Prank your friends with these mini buttholes! Anonymously send | over 70,000 happy pranksters!

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Why our succulent booty holes?

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Great use for exercising freedom of speech!

Most of my purchases are sent to public or government officials that have managed to get on my radar for one reason or another. While they are sent anonymously meaning I have no knowledge if they arrived or not, I am actually anticipating a day when I'm prosecuted for sending obscene material through the mail to the recipient only to demonstrate to the public how deserving they are to get it.

If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.

Fabulous gift

I order two, surprise my two friends, they find it so hilarious and they love it!

Email review request and the irony

The irony of this email I tried to email support never heard back. Got one half reply from Adam but issue was never addressed lol.
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