Live Fast, Eat Ass - Edible Anus Chocolates
Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed. Prank your friends with these mini buttholes! Anonymously send | over 70,000 happy pranksters!
There's a new kid on the block and it's the bad boy of chocolate. Unlike his penis shaped comrades, this Chocolate Butthole gift ventures to the depths of the human body to uncover what lurks beneath.
Detail-oriented, delicious tasting, and a wow factor you can't find elsewhere, these milk chocolate buttholes are sure to be the talk of the town. Give your special someone something just as warm and cozy as they are.
This new product comes with 4 chocolate buttholes lined up in a row with "EAT MY ASS" on the inside of the box.
Give the gift of Butthole and you will be a legend forever.
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Send An Anonymous Chocolate Butthole
Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.
Why our succulent booty holes?
These fart boxes are the new jam in 2023. Everyone is sending them!
Molded To Your Asshole
Not really, but it looks a lot like a chocolate starfish.
4 Tasty Treats
Our motto has always been "Live Fast. And Eat Ass"
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