Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Dick Confetti
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Description
Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Glitter or Confetti 🍬💌✨
This Valentine’s Day, ditch the boring gifts and send something unforgettable (and slightly inappropriate). The Valentine’s Day Pack has everything you need to bring laughter, sass, and maybe just a little chaos to someone’s day. It’s packed with delicious gummy dicks, a pop-up dick card, and the option to sprinkle in glitter or dick confetti for good measure.
What’s Inside:
🍬 "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Bag of Dicks – Sweet, fruity, and ridiculously hilarious, these delicious gummy dicks are guaranteed to make anyone laugh (and snack happily).
💌 Valentine's Day Pop-Up Dick Card – A bold, cheeky card that literally pops up to tell them to eat a dick, but in the cutest way possible.
✨ Optional Glitter or Dick Confetti – Because nothing says “I care” like glitter in places they’ll be finding for months.
Why It’s the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift:
- Give Your Galentine Some Dick (You Knew They Were Missing) – Show your bestie you’re looking out for them. After all, every Galentine deserves a little extra love… in gummy form.
- Tell Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend There’s More Dick Coming – The pop-up card and gummy dicks are just the start. Consider it a teaser for what’s to come later.
- Confuse the Shit Out of Someone Anonymously – Send this to a friend, crush, or coworker, and let them wonder if “eat a dick” is a compliment or an insult. (It’s both.)
- Tell Your Asshole Ex to Eat a Dick – Because closure tastes sweeter when it’s shaped like a gummy penis.
Why They’ll Love It (Even If They Hate It):
- The gummy dicks are deliciously fruity, making them the perfect snack (and subtle roast).
- The pop-up card is bold enough to say what you’re thinking but cute enough to soften the blow.
- Optional glitter or dick-shaped confetti ensures they’ll be talking about this gift long after Valentine’s Day.
This heart gift box for her, him, or anyone is your one-stop shop for laughter, awkwardness, and unforgettable memories. Whether it’s for your girlfriend, boyfriend, Galentine, or that ex who really deserves it, the Valentine’s Day Pack is here to bring the fun.
So, go ahead—spread some joy, send some sass, and give someone the sweetest sack of dicks they’ll ever receive. 💌✨🍬
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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