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Is the original the best? Some think so. Now 40% bigger and in this case, bigger is always better.

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Gummy goodies in a bag. Sometimes it's quantity over everything. What do you think?

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dicks sometimes give off the wrong impression or sediment. that's okay. It's why we make the little wrinkle rings for your enjoyment

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some of the shit we do, I swear it'll come back to haunt me. Not this this shit. This shit is too good to be bad

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If you're worried about food allergies or melted dick, we have the solution for you. The old fashioned dick glitter bomb is guaranteed to make a mess, an mess with their head

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The best gifts are the ones that they didn't see coming! Join the more than 600,000 happy people "dicking around" for your bachelorette, birthday, or just a good ol' fashioned prank :)


OUR ORDERS:

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    orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost

  • Fast AF Shipping

    Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.

  • Laugh!

    Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

OUR ORDERS:

Easy to ship & delivery fast

  • RISK FREE PURCHASING

    orders are protected by Navidium shipping protection so you don't have to worry about damage, melting or lost

  • FAST AF SHIPPING

    Order before 3PM PST and have your order shipped SAME DAY.Free priority shipping on all orders over 40.00 dollars.

  • LAUGH!

    Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

About Us:

Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.

Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.

Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.

Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.

Now go Eat a Dick.

Hugs and Kisses,

Adam