Chocolate Dicks Sold
Pranks Wars Started
lbs of Chocolate Sold!
I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!
D*ck Glitter Bomb - Funny Prank Mail
Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card
We are getting a new puppy next week
I plan on leaving it on my wife’s side of the bed
Laughed just hitting the order button!
Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy
These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣
I ordered a chocolate dick for a friend and it arrived damaged. I tried reporting the issue and it was never resolved. Will never purchase from them again.
Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate
There were no delays, and the order arrives at the recipient exactly as expected. No complaints from me and a great practical joke.
I got this for a Trump supporter frenemy of mine the next day after Joe Biden won the election along with a nice card thanking him for participating in democracy.
I bought this for my brother's birthday as a joke. So funny and the chocolate is actually really good. 😂
Job well done
Everything was excellent. The only thing I would is have a milk chocolate "eat a dick" instead of only Dark Chocolate.
This worked out perfect because the recipient of this package had a milk delivery as well who showed up after this was delivered so they got to see the package hehe
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We know you. You like crude humor sprinkled with a little offensiveness. You laugh at certain things...even if it's not particularly ok.
You like your life a quarter mile at a time and that's okay.
We're just like you and we make the fun stuff that you love to buy. Gags, novelties, merch, pranks. It's all here under one "roof". Thanks for stopping by.Shop All
Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.
Never Ending Singing Cards
Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
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Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
All orders place by 11AM PST are shipped same day. Most arrive in 3-5 Business days, but you can upgrade shipping to make sure you get it when you need it!
Is this Chocolate Edible?
Absolutely! We were chocolatiers before we were pranksters, so you can be sure the chocolate is the good stuf
Have you ever had a problem with melting?
We have tested these chocolate in warm conditions and they went unmelted. BUT we've also had reports in mild climates where they are left on the doorstep in direct sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting, we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
The Great Insception
Birth of the
One night, sitting around an old campfire I melted a little chocoalte into a cock and handed it to my brother. This sparked a family prank fuid that has lasted through present day
One Giant Step For Mankind
Cock Was Sent
After creating our first chocolate mold, we sent a chocolate dick to a co-worker and close buddy from college. The first ever chocolate dick was mailed via postal service.
Fuck the Vid
When depression was at an all time high and people were not able to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and more together. Our chocolate dicks were here to pick up the pieces. Over 25,000 chocolate dicks were sent in the first 6 months.
Today, we celebrate almost 10 years in the buiz. Sending Chocolate dicks is our speciality and with a projected 100,000 chocolate dicks sent via mail - you could be the next victim OR be the one sending a chocolate dick.