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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
Regular price$24.99$19.99
    Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
    Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
    Regular price$24.99$19.99
      Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
      Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
      Regular price$21.99
        The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
        The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
        Regular price$21.99
          Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
          Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
          Regular price$21.99
            Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
            Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
            Regular price$24.99$18.99
              Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
              Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
              Regular price$21.99

                HARD CANDY DICKS IN A BOX

                Fruity flavorful hard candy Dicks that withstand the summer heat. For those weirdos who don't love chocolate, or just want a summer hard candy dick in their mouth, the hard candy cocks are a great flavorful surprise prank.

                Happy Birthday Box - Candy Penis
                Happy Birthday Box - Candy Penis
                Regular price$21.99
                  Congratulations Box - Candy Penis
                  Congratulations Box - Candy Penis
                  Regular price$21.99
                    Blossom Box - Candy Penis
                    Blossom Box - Candy Penis
                    Regular price$21.99
                      Don Box - Candy Penis
                      Don Box - Candy Penis
                      Regular price$21.99
                        Blank Box - Candy Penis
                        Blank Box - Candy Penis
                        Regular price$21.99
                          Suck A Dick - Candy Dick (Watermelon)
                          Suck A Dick - Candy Dick (Watermelon)
                          Regular price$24.99$21.99
                            Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                            Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                            Regular price$11.99

                              SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                              Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                              Regular price$24.99$17.99
                              Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                              Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                              $17.99
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                                Regular price$17.99

                                  SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS

                                  These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Whether you want the traditional glitter bomb card or a Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, either way they'll be pranked with loads of glitter.

                                  Happy F*cking Birthday- Glitter Bomb Card
                                  Happy F*cking Birthday- Glitter Bomb Card
                                  Regular price$14.99$12.99
                                    Meh, Happy Birthday - Glitter Bomb Card
                                    Meh, Happy Birthday - Glitter Bomb Card
                                    Regular price$14.99$12.99
                                      Thank You- Glitter Bomb Card
                                      Thank You- Glitter Bomb Card
                                      Regular price$14.99$12.99
                                        Congrats NSFW - Glitter Bomb Card
                                        Congrats NSFW - Glitter Bomb Card
                                        Regular price$14.99$12.99
                                          NEVER ENDING Porn Sound Card
                                          NEVER ENDING Porn Sound Card
                                          Regular price$14.99
                                            Just Because- Glitter Bomb Card
                                            Just Because- Glitter Bomb Card
                                            Regular price$14.99$12.99
                                              Pop Cock and Drop it- NSFW greeting Card
                                              Pop Cock and Drop it- NSFW greeting Card
                                              Regular price$14.99$12.99

                                                OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                                                Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                                                Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                                Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                                Regular price$14.99
                                                  Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                                  Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                                  Regular price$19.99$14.99
                                                  Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                                                  Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                                                  Regular price$11.99

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                                                    • Order!

                                                      Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                                    • Ship!

                                                      In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                                    • Laugh!

                                                      Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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