This week's dick of the week is an entire city's police force and policy makers.  Poor Leo Lech was just minding his own damn business when some dick gobbler decided to use his house as a hideout while running from the cops on a shoplifting charge (honorable mention for DOTW in my opinion).  After a 19 hour long standoff with the police, he was apprehended.  However, this poop sniffer didn't...

I guess if you have been reading the blogs the last couple of weeks, you dear reader, have found a trend.  Giving shit to rich people for being out of touch. This week's dick of the week is the kooky founder of WeWork, Adam Neumann.  Once thought of as a visionary (and rightly so), his sand castles seem to be falling into the ocean of shit he has created.  Fortunately...

You know how Eric Trump looks like someone who sleeps in a coffin and eats babies?  Well, this week's dick of the week is a bearded version of that no neck mouth breather of a POTUS son.  As someone who grew up in a solidly blue collar, lower middle class family, few things make my blood boil more than a Trustifarian telling me how I should view the world. John...

Growing up in Iowa, there wasn't much to do.  In a town of 7000 people, a kid has to rely on his or her imagination to pass the lazy summer days.  When I wasn't swimming in the river or doing sick bunny hops on my Haro, I played a lot of make believe (I am an only child, lay off).  Many of the times, I was the crafty bank robber...