The fastest most fun way to get a dick to your door and in your mouth.
I use the chocolate hoohaa to put in a mini cooler labeled Human Body Parts to hold up at a RenFest Act.
The items ordered were a hit a t work bringing laughter and endless jokes. The shipping takes a long time and the order arrived incorrect. After a couple emails the issue was resolved and had to wait a few more weeks till the fun could proceed. Once everything arrived the laughing and jokes were worth the wait.
Everything was melted. Very disappointing! Sent an email and got no response
Was great except the heat killed the gummies lmao they were melted by the time he opened them
To be fair there was a heat wave last week. The card worked as stated but the aholes didnt survive the journey sadly.
Hi, I was a little disappointed in the shipment because I paid for express and it didn't arrive until a week later. I tried to contact support with no reply and still haven't gotten one
Love how it’s anonymous, it drives people crazy when they don’t know who sent it.
Ordered a chocolate dick to be delivered for a friend's birthday which I paid extra for expedited shipping. Package wound up being a few days late. Upon commenting about this, "Bruce" emailed me offering to return my money for the expedited shipping. Gift got a lot of laughs as I had it shipped to my dispatcher at work so she had opened it around her coworkers!! Great gift for those with a sense of humor!!
I bought this as a gag for a friend living in Spain. It took a long time and eventually got stuck in customs. I sent several emails to both DAYD and the courier. No one ever responded. No one cared. Eventually it was deemed undeliverable and sent back to the states. I hope I get a refund but since they won’t answer my emails I guess not.
The friend that I sent it to got a hoot out of it she couldn't stop laughing
Ordered the card and shipping info was taking a while. By the time I expected it to be arriving, I reached out asking if it had shipped. They said whoops not only did it not ship, but we also sold out now and you can't have it at all!
A replacement alternative was supposed to come in, when that finally came in it was a completely different card than agreed upon. I'm still waiting for the correct replacement, so we'll see what I get. Really disappointing experience all around.
My friend enjoyed the gummy dicks hoping she enjoyed it more then real thing! Besides you never disappoint thanks again!!!
I sent this to my best friend for her birthday. She absolutely loved it! This just fits our friendship so well.
Great way to reply to an uber-douchey Jesus pamphlet Christmas card
First time I orded the dick and dick gummies. Gummies were all stuck half melted together. Dick looked great. Second time I ordered, I got dicks and buttholes. The buttholes sit and inch tall and look like tacos, and we’re all smashed on the top. The dick had air bubble holes all over and also smashed up. All the chocolate was smashed so hard into the shipping box it hardly fit. The top of the shipping box was tented. I sent an email about it, to which I only got the reply “how was the help you received?” I didn’t get any help. I responded to that email saying as much, and never got a response. Not worth it IMO.
Beware that the shipping estimates on this site are wrong. I ordered a package in time for Valentine’s Day that still hasn’t arrived! I reached out to customer service and was told someone would be in contact with me (they haven’t been). Very disappointed, would not recommend.
The way you put a smile on a ladies face is send her a chocolate dick.,,,and 2 boxes of chocolate butt holes and tell her to give 1 to her mom.,,,happy valentine's day
