Dick of the Week! Jennifer Armstrong, The Dubious Dubliner
Every week, we scour the deepest and most depraved parts of the web to bring you the person we find to be the most deserving of a chocolate dick from us. We take our time coming through unbelievab...
Denver Dicks and Blowing up Bud's Bunker
This week's dick of the week is an entire city's police force and policy makers. Poor Leo Lech was just minding his own damn business when some dick gobbler decided to use his house as a hideout ...
Adam Neumann is a Cock and He Needs a Dick
I guess if you have been reading the blogs the last couple of weeks, you dear reader, have found a trend. Giving shit to rich people for being out of touch. This week's dick of the week is the koo...
Executives who need a flaming bag of excrement on their doorstep
You know how Eric Trump looks like someone who sleeps in a coffin and eats babies? Well, this week's dick of the week is a bearded version of that no neck mouth breather of a POTUS son. As someo...
Lost Love, a Loser, and a Lack of Capital
Growing up in Iowa, there wasn't much to do. In a town of 7000 people, a kid has to rely on his or her imagination to pass the lazy summer days. When I wasn't swimming in the river or doing sick...
Drunk Russian and The Curse of Capitalism
My favorite part of Russia is the fact that everyone has a dash cam. The country is so out of control, people have to document all aspects of their life to show that, yes, this shit really does ha...
Disneyland, Dongs and Davy Jones' Locker
Ahh Disneyland. The place where dreams come true. The place where the sound of children's laughter can be heard for miles. Funnel Cakes, fun ride, family time, and memories that will last a life...
Dick of the Week: Billy Bryan and Beatdown Bandits
Ahhh, Florida. The epicenter of everything we want to forget. The taint of the states and the armpit of America. God's waiting room. I once had someone tell me how she ended up in Florida, "I ...
