Reviews

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Helping out the homie

I ordered one of these Johns to help make my buddy’s week less terrible and it did exactly that.

Very funny gift

This was an excellent funny gag gift for a coworker, she loved it and so did everyone else watching her open it!

Great but QR code didn’t work for recipient.

I got this from my friend for her birthday and she loved it, only she didn’t know who sent it. She scanned the QR code and she couldn’t get it to work, it just kept spinning. So she loved it, but she didn’t know who to thank.

Candy was junk, NO help from customer service

The gummies arrived melted into one giant lump. The email asking for this review said that if I had any problems I should contact them first before leaving a negative review. I’ve already sent three emails to customer service and they haven’t respond to any of them. I keep getting emails asking me to buy more of their stuff though. If you’re going to buy their product make sure you buy in winter!

Crappy shipping time

Packag took too long to get there in the snail mail

Melty surprise

So I recently bought on of the chocolate dicks and sent it to my supervisor as a fun prank and despite it being 100 degrees where I live it held up very well and was told it was very tasty and the boobie gummies did not melt at all.

The product was received in good shape. I did not care for the snail mail delivery. I thought it took to long. He thought the bag of dicks were great

Awesome

I happen to work with the most amazing people. I thought I would be funny and send one of my co-workers. An eat a bag.

The entire Rocky Hill. Johnson control's office was laughing for over a week. Awesome. People with great senses of humor made it perfect!

SavedBy Package Protection

Eat A Dick - Fake Rolex Box

As advertised

Funny as hell

Hil-fucking-arious!

Got this as a mother's day gift to my ex-manager. She said it absolutely made her day once she saw it and she laughed for a long time. Unfortunately, the $10 card that I bought didn't "talk" at all, and she said the chocolate was "Nasty as fuck," but I will most def be buying again!

Eat a D***!

My younger sister loves to tell me to "Eat a D***" when i get her frustrated, so this year on her birthday she got her own bag of D***'s it was the best surprise ever.

Happy customer

Everything came intact as ordered

Faulty card

Card battery was dead and didn't have any effect for mother's day. I was issued a refund but still lost to moment of surprise.

Poor service

Refund policy sucks

Awesome

Greeting cards did not work

Only made clicking noise once opened. Told that I needed to take video in order to receive refund… which were mailed to mother on Mother’s Day. Poor customer service, will not be buying anything from DAYD again nor recommending on social media.

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Trump Box - Eat A Dick
Brett Schindler
Mother's day card

Got a dud, short faint chirps instead of words. Slow delivery too

Anyone in the warehouse??

Still haven’t seen the order from 5/7, tracking says in transit, checked with the carrier. It was shipped on the 16th. I’ll come back once they arrive with a product feedback, so far not a great experience.

Underwhelmed

Unfortunately, the gift I had planned to surprise my friend with when she got back from a stressful trip didn’t work. The card deployed when I tried to sign it, and the glitterbomb was noticeably open even inside the shrink wrap. I have been too busy and working sick 50 hours a week to email and ask for a refund but I was very upset because I didn’t have time to even open the box until the day before she returned and by then it was too late to pull together a backup surprise. So not only $36 wasted but she had nothing but a flower hairpin that thank goodness Etsy had delivered early. 🙃

I had been planning to order a DYAD for another friend but now I’m worried that even the candy will be somehow not worth the money and the shipping.

Once again a Dick to the rescue

I e used DAYD a couple times now . Once again your service was impeccable and supplied the relief we needed at just the right time

Card didn’t work and chocolate tasted bad.

The card did not activate and just made a weird chirp like it was trying to turn on. The glitter did not fall out of the card easily when ripped up. The chocolate did not have a great taste. Shipping was also days later than expected even after paying for the expedited shipping.

Wrong box sent

Everything was good, but I ordered a different box that it should’ve came in and i was a little disappointed. The whole thing was about the box so it throws off the person when they open the package.