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The singing card

Best add-on I’ve ever purchased! It was so well received and got so many laughs! Loved it!

Great stuff!

Your dicks were pretty, your dicks we’re tasty and everyone loved your dicks!!!

Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy


Got these to prank my buddy. Sure to get a laugh .


I sent this to my brother who is in the navy and stationed in Boston. I had no clue what was in it and it was just a perfect birthday surprise.

NOT as Pre-Dick-ted !

Unusual twist with a humorous result.
Sent it anonymously. Waited for some reaction. 1 week passed, nothing, knew it had been delivered. Made circuitous inquiries, only to find the 'gift' had been suspected to be sent by another, who when questioned regarding same took full credit! Popular gift I suppose!


I wish I could have seen my friends fave in person but she died laughing. Her husband wants to send some to his friends now.

Fun gifts

I love DAYD, great gifts and fun that it’s anonymous!!

Great gift

They were a hit

I'm so glad I have a reason to use these!!!

When I first heard about this product years ago I loved the idea, and always wanted to send a bag to someone, but never had the right subject. All of that has changed now that I found out my wife is having an affair with my daughter's ex-boyfriend's Dad. I mailed a bag addressed to her, but sent to his address, with a cute message for them both. Now I just sit back and wait for the package to arrive and for my fun to really begin. Thank you, Bag of Dicks, for providing a small amount of joy to my life in a very difficult time for me.

P.S. Both Mother and my Uncle (who is like a second father to me) are currently dying of cancer, and my wife still chose to do this to me instead of divorcing me and starting a new relationship legitimately. She's great.

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Mindi wagner
Great dick

Feels great and taste amazing. Definitely rec d great for children use. Tasted just like great steak thing , cheap too. Ex husband loved it so much he turned gay. I’m single now LOL

I Love Dick

My message was heard loud and clear with "The Don".

Did not received my order complete

I ordered five bags of the gummy and only received four bags. One of my friends also received four bags and he ordered five bags.

Got him good

Candy dicks

It was all as advertised.

Got a good laugh

Product is exactly as described. Very quick shipping.

Valentine's Day gift

She enjoyed it and had an awesome reaction to it.

Funny gift

Sent this to my sister for her birthday. Called me laughing says she loved it


She loved it 4 Valentine's Day.. Wou order it again.. Ty


My friend loved it and said the chocolates were delicious.

Valentines dick

Arrived on time. Delicious and veiny. Was a bit too much chocolate for her next time I’ll order the white chocolate dick.

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Patrick Rodriguez

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Balls were broken off penis

Non stop laughing

Delivered as promised, they liked it so much they asked for the website.

Love this

Sent one to my ex because he decided to ghost me out of nowhere after 6 months. No warning or anything, just deleted and blocked overnight. He deserves it more than I do. You are what you eat after all.